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POSSESSION

April 3, 2011

Tis film starring Sarah Michelle Gellar is one that ,ade me wanna chuck my blu ray player into a pond and take the dvd and chuck that into the fireplace. I was so bored with this movie i fell asleep twice and when i woke up and tried to watch it again i fell back asleep. Maybe crappy movies just have a way of putting you to sleep. From the producers of "The Grudge" which is where the producer should have stayed at and from the producer of "The ring" which i hop he gets stuck in a well and cant get out. If you like this film or see the movie in a store take your chances and wipe your butt with it because thats all its good for toilet paper

GRADE- D+

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PARANORMAL ENTITY

March 6, 2011

This movie was a terrible rip off of Paranormal Activity. The film had the most cheesiest demon encounters i've seen since GhostBusters. I felt as if i was watching a home made ghost film. The director needs to learn that its not enough just to make a movie, you actually have to make it look good, this is obviously where this director failed. I need to be possesed or high as a kite to enjoy this bummer of a movie. Burn it and lock it away!!

GRADE- D+

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IRON MAN 2

February 9, 2011

Did Iron Man go for a stroll in the freakin park!! I swear i thought i was watching a cheesy comedy let alone an epic installment to a great franchise. I wished that the acting from the first film had carried on to the second film. Plus Don Cheadle makes one of his dummest perfomences in the history of his career. Honestly it looked like a five year old designed the cheesy C.G.I robots at the end scene and plus the gay drunk scene at tony stark's house was a fail. The fight scene looked so ch...

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RESIDENT EVIL:AFTERLIFE

February 9, 2011

This film was idiotically stuck on slow motion. it felt like the editor spilled his juicebox container on a button on the slow motion button and it was stuck there and went off every 15 minutes. I wanted more than shitty acting, dum dialougue, and really terrible fight sequences. Will someone please tell Milla Jovovich to stop making mediocre and suckish films and actually make a good movie. Its not hard just ask Ben Affleck he sucked terribly as an actor so he swithced to directing and thats...

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STEP UP 3

December 26, 2010

This movie was terrible with a passion. This movie made me feel as if i was watching High School Musical on crack. When talking about this movie in an argument the person stated that the director made the movie look cool and it was just a an achievement for him as a director because he made a movie. I said its not enough to just make a movie people actually have to wanna see it and that's where this director failed. Picture the Backstreet Boys meeting the Jersey Boys thats this homosexual pie...
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RESIDENT EVIL

December 14, 2010

This movie sucked so bad i thought it made justin bieber look llike an oscar winner. The c.g.i in the movie was so cheesy it looked like godzilla and king kong had a baby and that baby took a dump and this came out. Plus the zombies in this film moved like my grandma at the grocery store and attacked like fatties on thanksgiving. If you meet a teenager who likes this movie quietly attach c4 to their backand blow them to hell!!!

GRADE-D

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THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ALICE CREED

November 29, 2010

THIS MOVIE WAS SUCH A BORING MOVIE. THE FIRST TEN MINUTES WERE INTERESTING BUT THEN THE REST SUCKED POORLY. I'M GLAD I RENTED THIS MOVIE I WAS GLAD TO GET RID OF IT. IT'S LIKE IF MAN ON FIRES KIDNAPPING'S MET SAW AND THEN THEY COMBINED WITH THE TERRIBLE SUSPENSE OF SUPERCROC TO BRING ME THIS PIECE OF CRAP. I WANTED TO RUNAWAY FROM THIS MOVIE AND WHOEVER GAVE IT FOUR STARS IS OBVIOUSLY BLIND. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.
GRADE- D
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TAKERS

November 28, 2010

WHAT IN GODS NAME WAS THIS!! I WANTED ACTION NOT CRAPPY ACTING AND NOTICEABLE GOOFS!! T.I NEEDS ACTING SCHOOL AND THIS MOVIE NEEDS TO BE BURNED!!
GRADE- D+
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SPEED RACER

November 20, 2010

THIS MOVIE HAD SO MUCH C.G.I IN IT I THOUGHT MICHAEL BAY AND JJ ABRAMS HAD A BABY AND IT THREW UP. IT WAS SO BRIGHT WITH ANNOYING FLASHBACKS AND THE COMEDY WAS DRY!! I COULD HAVE MADE THIS AT HOME!!
GRADE- F
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AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS

November 17, 2010

JESUS, JACKIE CHAN PLAYING IN ONE OF THE MOST GAYEST ROLES IN A MOVIE AND THE PLOT WAS SO STUPID WITH DRY COMEDY. IF I WAS YOU I WOULD BURN THIS MOVIE IF ITS IN YOUR COLLECTION. EITHER THAT OR MAYBE YOU JUST LIKE TERRIBLE FILMS.

GRADE- D+
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